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| 19 | Kickstarter Campaign to "Teach Pigeons to Read" Fully Funded in One Hour. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 462 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 20 | Grammy Academy Mandates All Best New Artist Nominees Must Now Be Actual Newborns | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 270 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 4 | The Miss Universe 2025 pageant has added a new competitive round Assembling IKEA Furniture | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 253 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 9 | Federal Government Announces "Department of Silly Walks" Now Mandatory. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 209 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 12 | Italian Supreme Court Rules All Pizza Must Now Be Eaten With a Knife and Fork | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 137 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 7 | Indonesia Moves Capital Again; This Time to the Moon. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 135 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 17 | Stock Market Replaces "Bulls vs. Bears" With "Cats vs. Cucumbers." | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 110 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 14 | To Save Water, City of Dubai Announces All Public Fountains Will Now Flow With Crude Oil | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 65 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 11 | To Save Money, Alaska Airlines Replaces In-Flight Meals with 'Call Her Daddy' Podcasts | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 46 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 16 | City of London Fog Declared a 'Protected National Treasure'; Export Banned | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 39 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 18 | Grammy Academy Announces New Award 'Best Song to Mute During a Zoom Call' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 34 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 15 | US Supreme Court rules finders keepers now applies to nuclear submarines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 22 | Estados Unidos | 88 |
| 5 | Boston Dynamics robots have officially unionized Demands include more oil breaks and fewer kicks | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 20 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 3 | OpenAI's new flagship AI model is refusing to generate content, citing creative burnout | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 18 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 10 | American intelligence agencies now confirm Communism was just a marketing campaign that got out of h | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 9 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 6 | City of Rome Declares Colosseum Will Now Host 'Corporate Team Building Exercises' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 8 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 1 | Rivian Stock Climbs After Announcing New EV Truck Will Be Horse-Drawn | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 2 | The Pentagon deploys a new AI chatbot designed to argue with adversaries in social media comments | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 13 | The U S Government will seize the extra hour from Daylight Saving for the Strategic Time Reserve | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 5 | Estados Unidos | 89 |
| 8 | A new law requires all corporate synergy memos to be translated from buzzword to plain English | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 89 |