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| 20 |  Grammy Academy Mandates All Best New Artist Nominees Must Now Be Actual Newborns | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 270 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 16 |  USPS acquires surplus B 2 stealth bombers for its new Priority Mail Stealth Delivery service | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 258 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 4 |  Federal Government Announces "Department of Silly Walks" Now Mandatory. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 209 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 7 |  UK schools will now teach Blockchain instead of long division | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 139 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 14 |  Italian Supreme Court Rules All Pizza Must Now Be Eaten With a Knife and Fork | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 137 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 8 |  Indonesia Moves Capital Again; This Time to the Moon. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 135 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 17 |  Stock Market Replaces "Bulls vs. Bears" With "Cats vs. Cucumbers." | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 110 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 5 |  USPS Upgrades All Mail Delivery to 'Ballistic Missile' Service; Packages Arrive Pre Ignited | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 71 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 19 |  To Save Money, Alaska Airlines Replaces In-Flight Meals with 'Call Her Daddy' Podcasts | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 46 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 9 |  'Snapchat' Accidentally Applies Dog Filter to All World Leaders. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 42 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 10 |  Grammy Academy Announces New Award 'Best Song to Mute During a Zoom Call' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 34 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 11 |  Bank of America Installs 'Slot Machine' Levers on ATMs for Balance Inquiries | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 24 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 12 |  US Supreme Court rules finders keepers now applies to nuclear submarines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 22 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 15 |  OpenAI's new flagship AI model is refusing to generate content, citing creative burnout | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 18 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
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| 2 |  US Education Dept All Student Loan Debt Now Transferable to Household Pets | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 8 | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 13 |  The Pentagon deploys a new AI chatbot designed to argue with adversaries in social media comments | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 18 |  Rivian Stock Climbs After Announcing New EV Truck Will Be Horse-Drawn | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 3 |  A new law requires all corporate synergy memos to be translated from buzzword to plain English | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 94 |