| ★ | To Save Water, City of Dubai Announces All Public Fountains Will Now Flow With Crude Oil | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 65 | Estados Unidos | |
| 20 | Kickstarter Campaign to "Teach Pigeons to Read" Fully Funded in One Hour. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 462 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 3 | City of Tokyo Approves Installation of Giant 'Kaiju' Warning Sirens in All Vending Machines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 337 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 16 | Paris Mandates All Baguettes Must Now Meet Military Specifications for Tactical Use | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 277 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 2 | City of Tokyo Installs 'Godzilla Proof' Shielding on All Public Toilets | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 273 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 15 | To Cut Costs, City of Sydney to Replace Opera House With Giant Inflatable Bouncy Castle | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 261 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 4 | Federal Government Announces "Department of Silly Walks" Now Mandatory. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 209 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 1 | Indonesia Moves Capital Again; This Time to the Moon. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 135 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 5 | 'Snapchat' Accidentally Applies Dog Filter to All World Leaders. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 42 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 12 | City of London Fog Declared a 'Protected National Treasure'; Export Banned | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 39 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 19 | Grammy Academy Announces New Award 'Best Song to Mute During a Zoom Call' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 34 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 7 | Bank of America Installs 'Slot Machine' Levers on ATMs for Balance Inquiries | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 24 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 13 | US Supreme Court rules finders keepers now applies to nuclear submarines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 22 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 17 | Boston Dynamics robots have officially unionized Demands include more oil breaks and fewer kicks | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 20 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 10 | American intelligence agencies now confirm Communism was just a marketing campaign that got out of h | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 9 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 9 | US Education Dept All Student Loan Debt Now Transferable to Household Pets | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 8 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 14 | City of Rome Declares Colosseum Will Now Host 'Corporate Team Building Exercises' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 8 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 11 | Rivian Stock Climbs After Announcing New EV Truck Will Be Horse-Drawn | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 18 | The Pentagon deploys a new AI chatbot designed to argue with adversaries in social media comments | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 6 | US government to celebrate by returning Mount Rushmore to its 'factory settings ' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 8 | A new law requires all corporate synergy memos to be translated from buzzword to plain English | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 93 |