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| 20 |  Grammy Academy Mandates All Best New Artist Nominees Must Now Be Actual Newborns | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 270 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 14 |  The Miss Universe 2025 pageant has added a new competitive round Assembling IKEA Furniture | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 253 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 12 |  UK schools will now teach Blockchain instead of long division | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 139 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 9 |  Indonesia Moves Capital Again; This Time to the Moon. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 135 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 6 |  Stock Market Replaces "Bulls vs. Bears" With "Cats vs. Cucumbers." | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 110 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 13 |  10-Year Treasury Yield Reaches Zero; Bond Traders Switch to Collecting Pokémon Cards. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 62 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 17 |  Grammy Academy Announces New 'Most Over Hyped Nomination' Category | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 42 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 18 |  'Snapchat' Accidentally Applies Dog Filter to All World Leaders. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 42 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 7 |  Grammy Academy Announces New Award 'Best Song to Mute During a Zoom Call' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 34 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 1 |  Bank of America Installs 'Slot Machine' Levers on ATMs for Balance Inquiries | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 24 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 10 |  OpenAI's new flagship AI model is refusing to generate content, citing creative burnout | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 18 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 19 |  The Federal Reserve has replaced the 'Dow Jones' with the 'Kardashian Index' as its primary economic | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 17 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 3 |  American intelligence agencies now confirm Communism was just a marketing campaign that got out of h | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 9 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 5 |  US Education Dept All Student Loan Debt Now Transferable to Household Pets | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 8 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 2 |  Rivian Stock Climbs After Announcing New EV Truck Will Be Horse-Drawn | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 11 |  The Pentagon deploys a new AI chatbot designed to argue with adversaries in social media comments | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 16 |  The U S Treasury will print new $1 bills on edible paper to allow citizens to literally eat the inf | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 2 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 8 |  Crumbl Cookie Acquires U.S. Mint to Produce Edible Currency | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 15 |  A new law requires all corporate synergy memos to be translated from buzzword to plain English | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 92 |