| ★ |  UPS has upgraded its delivery fleet with Civil War era cannons for package acceleration | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 219 | Estados Unidos | |
| 11 |  Kickstarter Campaign to "Teach Pigeons to Read" Fully Funded in One Hour. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 462 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 15 |  City of Tokyo Approves Installation of Giant 'Kaiju' Warning Sirens in All Vending Machines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 337 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 3 |  The U S Navy has christened its new aircraft carrier, the USS 'Study Finds' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 327 | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 6 |  Paris Mandates All Baguettes Must Now Meet Military Specifications for Tactical Use | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 277 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 20 |  Marine Corps birthday celebration to include pin the tail on the drill sergeant | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 261 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 2 |  USPS acquires surplus B 2 stealth bombers for its new Priority Mail Stealth Delivery service | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 258 | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 19 |  The Miss Universe 2025 pageant has added a new competitive round Assembling IKEA Furniture | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 253 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 13 |  Federal Government Announces "Department of Silly Walks" Now Mandatory. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 209 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 12 |  Indonesia Moves Capital Again; This Time to the Moon. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 135 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 1 |  USPS Upgrades All Mail Delivery to 'Ballistic Missile' Service; Packages Arrive Pre Ignited | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 71 | Estados Unidos | 97 |
| 4 |  The Supreme Court rules gravity is now subject to a 25% import tariff | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 44 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 18 |  Bank of America Installs 'Slot Machine' Levers on ATMs for Balance Inquiries | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 24 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 10 |  US Supreme Court rules finders keepers now applies to nuclear submarines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 22 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 8 |  Boston Dynamics robots have officially unionized Demands include more oil breaks and fewer kicks | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 20 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 9 |  American intelligence agencies now confirm Communism was just a marketing campaign that got out of h | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 9 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 17 |  US Education Dept All Student Loan Debt Now Transferable to Household Pets | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 8 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 5 |  Rivian Stock Climbs After Announcing New EV Truck Will Be Horse-Drawn | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 14 |  The Pentagon deploys a new AI chatbot designed to argue with adversaries in social media comments | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 7 |  US government to celebrate by returning Mount Rushmore to its 'factory settings ' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 94 |
| 16 |  A new law requires all corporate synergy memos to be translated from buzzword to plain English | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 93 |