| ★ | They're Complete Trash | | 7.1M | — | |
| 5 | This Garbage is Worse Than I Imagined | | — | — | 94 |
| 3 | Useless | | 17.6M | — | 94 |
| 10 | This Loser Responded and It's Bad | | 8.8M | — | 93 |
| 18 | New Information on D4vd is Disgusting | | 8.6M | — | 93 |
| 14 | I Really Expected to Hate This | | 7.5M | — | 93 |
| 7 | Most Pathetic Fight Ever | | 6.8M | — | 93 |
| 8 | I Really Don't Like This Company | | 6.8M | — | 93 |
| 16 | No One Ever Really Thinks About This | | 6.1M | — | 93 |
| 1 | This Trash Must Be Clowned On | | 4.5M | — | 95 |
| 17 | I Know You Don't Care About This | | 3.7M | — | 93 |
| 11 | Perez Hilton Situation is Awful | | 3.3M | — | 93 |
| 12 | It's a Little Sad | | 3.2M | — | 93 |
| 15 | What Happened to Liquid Death | | 3.2M | — | 93 |
| 19 | This Disaster Just Keeps Getting Worse | | 2.8M | — | 93 |
| 4 | Weirdo Hates These Dumpsters | | 2.4M | — | 94 |
| 2 | This Trash Never Ends | | 2.3M | — | 95 |
| 13 | Freaks Are Still Doing This Trash | | 2.1M | — | 93 |
| 9 | Completely Unhinged | | 1.8M | — | 93 |
| 20 | $150,000 for this Trash | | 1.3M | — | 93 |
| 6 | These Losers are Pathetic | | 1.3M | — | 94 |