| ★ |  I Really Expected to Hate This | | 7.5M | — | |
| 12 |  This Garbage is Worse Than I Imagined | | — | — | 94 |
| 7 |  Might Be the Worst Review I've Ever Seen | | 11.1M | — | 94 |
| 10 |  Wow | | 10.5M | — | 94 |
| 11 |  This Loser Responded and It's Bad | | 8.8M | — | 94 |
| 2 |  I Really Don't Like This Company | | 6.8M | — | 95 |
| 18 |  No One Ever Really Thinks About This | | 6.1M | — | 93 |
| 4 |  I Really Hate Temu | | 4.6M | — | 95 |
| 3 |  This Trash Must Be Clowned On | | 4.5M | — | 95 |
| 14 |  I Can't Believe What I Just Saw | | 3.9M | — | 94 |
| 6 |  I Know You Don't Care About This | | 3.7M | — | 94 |
| 17 |  Perez Hilton Situation is Awful | | 3.3M | — | 94 |
| 5 |  It's Just Annoying | | 3.3M | — | 95 |
| 13 |  It's a Little Sad | | 3.2M | — | 94 |
| 9 |  What Happened to Liquid Death | | 3.2M | — | 94 |
| 19 |  This Disaster Just Keeps Getting Worse | | 2.8M | — | 93 |
| 16 |  How to Ruin Excitement for Your Movie | | 2.7M | — | 94 |
| 1 |  Weirdo Hates These Dumpsters | | 2.4M | — | 95 |
| 15 |  Freaks Are Still Doing This Trash | | 2.1M | — | 94 |
| 20 |  People Really Hate This Movie | | 1.8M | — | 93 |
| 8 |  Completely Unhinged | | 1.8M | — | 94 |