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| 15 |  Kickstarter Campaign to "Teach Pigeons to Read" Fully Funded in One Hour. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 462 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 4 |  City of Tokyo Approves Installation of Giant 'Kaiju' Warning Sirens in All Vending Machines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 337 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 14 |  Grammy Academy Mandates All Best New Artist Nominees Must Now Be Actual Newborns | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 270 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 17 |  McDonald's has launched the McBlockchain, a burger that is simultaneously here and not here | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 262 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 12 |  The Miss Universe 2025 pageant has added a new competitive round Assembling IKEA Furniture | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 253 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 19 |  Federal Government Announces "Department of Silly Walks" Now Mandatory. | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 209 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 7 |  Walmart announced its Black Friday Doorbuster is just a single, literal battering ram | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 204 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 20 |  UK schools will now teach Blockchain instead of long division | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 139 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 16 |  Italian Supreme Court Rules All Pizza Must Now Be Eaten With a Knife and Fork | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 137 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 5 |  Stock Market Replaces "Bulls vs. Bears" With "Cats vs. Cucumbers." | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 110 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 9 |  USPS Upgrades All Mail Delivery to 'Ballistic Missile' Service; Packages Arrive Pre Ignited | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 71 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 13 |  To Save Money, Alaska Airlines Replaces In-Flight Meals with 'Call Her Daddy' Podcasts | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 46 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 1 |  Grammy Academy Announces New Award 'Best Song to Mute During a Zoom Call' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 34 | Estados Unidos | 93 |
| 6 |  Bank of America Installs 'Slot Machine' Levers on ATMs for Balance Inquiries | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 24 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 10 |  US Supreme Court rules finders keepers now applies to nuclear submarines | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 22 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 11 |  Boston Dynamics robots have officially unionized Demands include more oil breaks and fewer kicks | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 20 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 2 |  American intelligence agencies now confirm Communism was just a marketing campaign that got out of h | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 9 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 18 |  The Pentagon deploys a new AI chatbot designed to argue with adversaries in social media comments | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 7 | Estados Unidos | 91 |
| 3 |  US government to celebrate by returning Mount Rushmore to its 'factory settings ' | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 92 |
| 8 |  A new law requires all corporate synergy memos to be translated from buzzword to plain English | SimonZ News Comedy @simonznewscomedy | 0 | Estados Unidos | 92 |