| ★ | Their Awful Scam Landed Them in Jail | | 2.8M | — | |
| 14 | This is Inexcusable | | — | — | 93 |
| 15 | Complete Nonsense | | — | — | 93 |
| 17 | This Garbage is Worse Than I Imagined | | — | — | 93 |
| 3 | Useless | | 17.6M | — | 94 |
| 11 | Bad News in the LEGO Scandal | | 15.4M | — | 93 |
| 16 | Unexpected Twist in the LEGO Scandal | | 12.7M | — | 93 |
| 10 | Most Pathetic Twins Ever | | 8.2M | — | 93 |
| 20 | Most Pathetic Fight Ever | | 6.8M | — | 92 |
| 2 | This Awful Scam Needs to be Taken Seriously | | 6.0M | — | 94 |
| 12 | This Scandal Just Got Worse | | 4.9M | — | 93 |
| 18 | Millions of New Epstein Files Just Released | | 4.6M | — | 93 |
| 19 | This Trash Must Be Clowned On | | 4.5M | — | 92 |
| 9 | They're Trying So Hard to Bury the Epstein Files | | 4.1M | — | 93 |
| 13 | Government Tried Hiding This From Us | | 4.1M | — | 93 |
| 6 | Another Prankster Facing Years in Jail | | 3.7M | — | 93 |
| 4 | Goober CEO Loses Big Time | | 3.0M | — | 93 |
| 8 | This Disaster Just Keeps Getting Worse | | 2.8M | — | 93 |
| 7 | People Actually Believe These are Real | | 2.8M | — | 93 |
| 1 | A New Degenerate Scam | | 1.9M | — | 95 |
| 5 | These Losers are Pathetic | | 1.3M | — | 93 |