Similares a Someone as selfish as you actually thinks you can have lamb—what a nice dream.
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| ★ |  Someone as selfish as you actually thinks you can have lamb—what a nice dream. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 94.5K | Estados Unidos | |
| 9 |  You can just go hungry today. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 351.5K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 20 |  You must be bored out of your mind. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 186.6K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 4 |  You brought this upon yourself. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 99.3K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 5 |  You gave this to me yourself—so don't go saying I'm hogging it all to myself. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 86.1K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 17 |  You drink what you add yourself | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 83.1K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 14 |  My foolish husband is secretly enjoying something by himself; today I can have a good meal. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 81.7K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 16 |  My silly husband is lazy and loves to eat, today I’ll have some fun teasing him. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 80.5K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 3 |  Sitting at home all day doing absolutely nothing—yet still expecting to eat meat. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 79.5K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 2 |  I've never seen a man as selfish as you. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 55.4K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 15 |  You still want to eat chicken stewed with potatoes? You can keep dreaming. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 46.6K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 8 |  You're the one who chose not to eat this. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 44.6K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 6 |  I wonder if you'll dare to sneak food at home next time. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 42.3K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 18 |  Let my silly husband see how awesome I am | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 39.1K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 12 |  Do you think you're so smart? | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 37.1K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 19 |  This kid is full, yet he doesn't do anything good. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 36.1K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 11 |  Don't you like eating? Why are you running? | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 34.9K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 10 |  You're going to go hungry later. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 19.0K | Estados Unidos | 95 |
| 1 |  Someone as selfish as you actually expects to have a barbecue? You must be dreaming! | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 13.3K | Estados Unidos | 97 |
| 7 |  My dumb husband still can't stop being selfish with food. This time, I'll show you how awesome I am. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 9.5K | Estados Unidos | 96 |
| 13 |  You kid are really something, you actually asked your old mother to help you steal eggs. | Funny couple daily life @funnycoupledailylife480 | 9.5K | Estados Unidos | 95 |